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2509 Sheridan Blvd.
Edgewater, CO 80214

(303) 232-3165

We love riding in the dirt and on pavement, and we respect and service all bikes. We are overjoyed to see you on a bicycle and will do everything we can to keep you rolling. We also sell Surly and Linus bikes (because they are rad).



Climb & Punishment

This page will be updated for 2017 in the future.


CLIMB & PUNISHMENT is a 66-mile unsupported ride that covers all kinds of terrain. 2015 was its inaugural year. It includes paved roads, dirt roads, and single track. It gains approximately one bazillion feet of elevation. Start time for 2016 will be 7am. The Start/Finish line is in the alley behind Yawp! Cyclery. The route includes the Clear Creek Path, North Table Mountain, White Ranch, Drew Hill, and Mountain Lion Trail in Golden Gate Canyon State Park.

This is a ride and not a race. There's nothing to prevent you from using Strava, though, if you want to time yourself. There will not be prizes for first place.

There might be prizes for costumes.

There will be prizes for anyone who carries a 500+ page Russian novel with them for the entire ride. It must be made of paper. No pages may be torn out.

There will be a party afterward with free beer until the beer runs out. Bring money for food (there are food trucks and US Thai nearby).

Registration is free and is open for 2016.

Name *
Finish the ride, get a patch!

Finish the ride, get a patch!

2016 Roster

1. Comrade Lyosha Teal

2. Comrade Rasputin Jenkins

3. Comrade Ivan Stiles

4. Comrade Stepan Kirshner

5. Comrade Igor Murphy

6. Comrade Josef Tonsager

7. Comrade Rodion Klucker

8. Comrade Klavdia Shoup

9. Comrade Nikita Elder

10. Comrade Dimitri Lovely

11. Comrade Dimitri Mcaxtugule

12. Comrade Dimitri Richter

13. Comrade Sergei Stevens

14. Comrade Gregori Orticelle

15. Comrade Boris Hilburn

16. Comrade Robyert Ballou